{"product_id":"sweary-sewist-handmade-quilted-tote-bag","title":"Sweary Sewist Handmade Quilted Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This item contains adult language and profanity in both the fabric print and woven labels. It is intended for mature audiences only!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensions: \u003c\/span\u003eWidth: 9.5 inches Height: 12.5 inches Depth: 3 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBring a little edge to your stitch craft with the ultimate \"Sweary Sewist\" tote bag! Handcrafted with high-quality quilted cotton, this stand-out project bag features a tattoo-inspired flash print packed with hilarious sewing humor, a vibrant stained-glass geometric lining, and unique measuring-tape webbing handles in rich blue-to-purple gradients.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEquipped with an exterior zippered pocket with an iridescent oil-slick pull to keep your smaller notions secure, this structured tote is as functional as it is cheeky.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKey Features \u0026amp; Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFront Patch:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"Sweary Sewist\" woven stamp patch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInterior Label:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"Fucking Fabulous and Giving Zero Fucks\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExterior:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Black \u0026amp; white tattoo-style sewing graphic print with quilted finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInterior:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Fully lined with colorful stained-glass geometric fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePockets:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Outer zippered pocket with iridescent zipper hardware\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandles:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Heavy-duty measuring tape motif webbing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for holding yarn, hand-sewing projects, books, or everyday essentials. A hilarious and relatable gift for the badass quilter or sewist in your life!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Peppermint Pie by Cari","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50558979145967,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/5283\/0703\/files\/A2EED1F0-38A0-4A6B-8EEF-889AB279F79E.jpg?v=1787331037","url":"https:\/\/peppermintpiebycari.myshopify.com\/products\/sweary-sewist-handmade-quilted-tote-bag","provider":"Peppermint Pie by Cari","version":"1.0","type":"link"}